Sunday, September 21, 2003

THINGS THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU DEPRESSED

These are things I was thinking about...



DEPRESSING: Your date to the Prom was your aunt...And she's mad cause you wouldn't put out



DEPRESSING: the only folks to talk to you are mutes.



DEPRESSING: You almost married J-Lo.



DEPRESSING: You hamster has just hung itself.





DEPRESSING: You accidently get featured in Hustler after the security camera gets a shot of you in the dressing room of K-Mart.



DEPRESSING: Your Aunt was really your Uncle...After an operation.



DEPRESSING, and sick: You find out that the lady next door to you has a crush on you....And she's only 87.



DEPRESSING: You win the 10 Million Dollar Lotterey...In Iraqi money.



DEPRESSING: Getting kicked out of the Fruit Of the Month Club.





DEPRESSING: You French Kiss your blind date good nigth...And she gets a boner.





DEPRESSING: You get helped across the street by the Boy Scouts...And you just turned 24.





So, quit yer whining!!!!



By the way...is is Copywritten stuff...don't steal it.

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