

To make up for showing a half naked teen on my page, here we have tasteful photos of Our Dream Woman and the reason to get up in the morning, Lynda Carter. Here she is while showing one of her newly designed living room pieces.
There is nothing better after shaving your head with a mentholated gel than standing in front of a fan afterwards. Try it sometime...It's Fun!
Larry King is as young as he feels. He feels like he wants a 21 year old this time.
Dave Chappelle got 50 million to stay at Comedy Central. What does Blogger give me for two hundred posts? A slap on the butt and a hearty "Hi-ho, Silver".
is it a double standard when your white roommates laugh harder at chappelle than you do?
Give me a Slushie machine, a tuna salad sandwich and some really old comics from the fifties and I'm your pal. Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere.
Halle Berry says she doesn't want to do comic book movies anymore. We told you not to do "Catwoman", but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
please don't hate me, halle. i still loves ya, boo. just wear the leather when i call.
Don't forget your Glad Plug-Ins.
"I was not drunk in public, I was drunk in a bar. YOU threw me into the public." Ron White, "They Call Me 'Tater Salad".
Most of you know I'm a big Superman fan, but my second favorite hero? Green Arrow. Oliver Queen Rawks!
I can't get shut the bold off. You're stuck with this for a bit.
Watch Chris Rock's "Pootie Tang" on HBO this month. It makes no sense, but it's funny as hell. Sa-da-tey.
I now have a credit card. Pray.
i'm running out of stuff to talk about.
Hey, it's back to normal!!!!
I fixed the last post and made corrections. Stop yelling at me!!!!
That's all I got. Now, somebody send me some cookies in the mail. REAL MAIL.
"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' one more time."