Tuesday, January 04, 2005

A Warning to Married Folk:

Stay married, if you can. You don't want to be on the singles list.

Tonight, I went out to try to enjoy myself, by myself. With the weather being nice and and all here (highs of 75, lows of 50 here in Savannah), I figured I should step out and try and have some kind of fun and meet women. Let me tell ya, I had neither. I wound up going to my old place of work, Wet Willie's, and sung in their karaoke spectacular. Needless to say, I was the only one singing, because I could actually sing. That seems to be the only real talent I have, singing. I wish I could use it more often, that way I could meet women. However, not many women hang out at bars that have karaoke. At least, reputable women. At Wet Willie's, that is.

From there, I went to Mercury Lounge to have fun and meet women, but all I wound up doing was watching the BCS Championship. USC compleatly destoyed the Sooners and that bummed me out more. I'm not sure what a sooner actually is, but I feel like one tonight.

So, I'm back at home in my pj's, writing this. At some point this year however, I hope to meet a woman who gets the jokes I write for this thing. Until then, you, dear reader are stuck with me. I am going to whine and complain inbetween the funny ha-ha until Miss Right comes along. You better pray I meet someone soon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm no sports fan, Sam -- you already knew that...but SOONERS hail from one of my favorite places: Oklahoma! Maybe second only to Montanans -- so you're in good company, my friend!