Friday, February 25, 2005

My Oscar Predictions

I'm posting light this weekend, as I hope to be busy working on Samapalooza. So, here's my Oscar predictions for this weekend.

Chris Rock will offend somebody and I will laugh. The rest of America will sit there trying to figure it what he said as he is too hip for the room. And, when I say "hip", I mean "too Black".

Someone will wear a dress that will throw fashion back thirty years. It will more than likely be a woman wearing it. I say Cher.

Rob Lowe will not be allowed to sing ANY oscar nominated song AGAIN this year.

In Oscar's honor of their fallen, they will run a photo of Abe Vigoda, who just turned 84 this week and is still living.

Any award speech not from an actor will be boring as hell.

You won't be able to see it, but Martin Scorsese will pray that Clint Eastwood gets eaten in his seat by a sandworm when Best Director is announced.

Jamie Foxx will thank the following: God, his grandma, the director, the voters, Mighty Mouse, Pookie and Mimi, Uncle Earl, his publicist, that girl with the fine ass he met last night, The Wu Tang Clan and Ray Charles. Not in that particular order.

And, this is important...

The Oscars will be too damn long once again.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Odds are I think your predictions are all going to come true Sam.

Good calls!