Sunday, February 13, 2005

Sam Johnson's Meme

I've been watching the blogs lately and the one thing I've noticed is this thing called a meme. I have no freakin' clue what a meme is, or why they even call it that. All I know is that the person who started it passes it along to someone else, then the new person puts on their own answers. Kinda like a slam book from high school, I think that's how it works. I've never done a meme before, but today that all changes. Ladies and gentlemen, I present Sam Johnson's Meme.

What's your favorte kind of cookie? Oatmeal raisin

Who is America's most overrated actor? Tom Cruise

Name a guilty pleasure. Doing the Cabbage Patch to old hip hop. In fact, doing the Cabbage Patch to anything. On alternating days, the Monkey.

"Scrubs" or "Everybody Loves Raymond"? "Scrubs".

Name two things you can't live without. High speed internet and slushies.

Using your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name, come up with your porn star name. Beanie Jackson

What song are you listening to right now? Actually, I'm on the air right now, but I'm in a station break.

Name your celebrity crush. Right now, that British chick from "Las Vegas". Her and of course, Bea Arthur.

Favorite punchline from a joke. "What I wanna know is who called that m***** f***** a piccolo player?"

Who do you want to pass this meme off to? Ummm, David.

And, that's my meme! Try it, kids! You'll love it!

Update I've had to drop the first question, due to safety. Internet thieves and such. Thanks for the heads up, Bill. But, Bea Arthur still stands.


Anonymous said...

Sam, I'm on it -- asked & answered!

BTW -- what is "the cabbage patch?"

Anonymous said...

How to do The Gabbage Patch.

1. Bring arms up to chest, like in a rowing position.

2. Move arms around in a clockwards motion.

3. Continue to do so until someone calls you "doofus".

Anonymous said...

ARRRRGH! I need to work on my spelling!