Saturday, June 18, 2005

www.wearesuckers.org

The one thing I hate right now is that I don't have my internet yet at home. I just came into work at the radio station after just finding out only an hour ago that I needed to be on the air. That gave me a good excuse to post a howdy to you guys today.

Anyways, since I don't have the ol' WWW at home, I'm forced to go to other places to check mail, read other blogs, whatever. You know, ten years ago, it wasn't like this. I can't fathom that in 1995, the world wasn't that much logged to the web, but now we're stuck with it. It has become as much a necessity as that we have to watch television. We have to drive to work. We have to brush our teeth. We're hooked. Suckers.

I am so hating life right now because I don't have my broadbrand. I'm like a lot of other folks who really can't or don't want to go out, and would rather spend time in the comforts of home Googling for dumb things like how to make a nice Warm Apple Betty or seeking the classic films of Regis Toomey. They're comfortable that way and I'm kind of the same way. Because of that however, I am still single and haven't dated in forever because I'm trying to find Regis Toomey flicks. So, this could a good thing that I don't have it set up yet. I hate to tell you all this, but I AM a guy ( and straight as well). You may not want to hear this either, but it's been a VERY LONG, DRY SPELL IN THE DESERT for The Kid and I gotta hit an oasis...SOON.

I blame all of this on Al Gore for "inventing" the web. He has killed my manhood. And, he still didn't elected. Punk.

See ya Sunday.

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