Friday, July 08, 2005

Mad Meme

I HAVE CREATED THE MOST EVIL MEME EVER!!! BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

I call it a "Mad Meme". It's just like a Mad Lib, if you know what those are. You just fill in where it tells you to and you have wonderfully twisted story. Then, you pass it on to the five bloggers listed in the meme. It starts out like this...

"Have you ever had one of those days? You know where you just want to (verb) a (noun) ? Sometimes, you just want to grab your (noun) and just (verb)? I had one of those day some time ago. See, I was just talking to (person) on the (noun) when I got a knock on the door. It turned out too be a (annoying noun). I really wasn't in the mood to be bothered. I asked them what they wanted, when they said, "(first thing that comes to your head)". I looked at them and said, "(second thing that comes to your head)". Well, you should have seen the lok on their face! They got really (verb) and tried to grab me by my (body part). The Kid wasn't havin' that, though! I grabbed their (body part), then I proceeded to put my (noun) in their (noun)! While I was doing that, (a blogger) showed up and asked was everything ok. I said that I was trying to handle this. (Blogger) asked could they join in and I said, "heck yeah!" Soon, they pulled out a (kitchen utensil) and began to (verb) the bad guy over the head! Then, (blogger), (blogger) and (blogger) showed up and they began to (verb) the guy! After twenty minutes of that, we got bored with the whole thing and had a nice, tall glass of (noun). You know, when you have bad days, it's good to know that you have friends who stick by you."

It looks kinda like this when you're done...

"Have you ever had one of those days? You know where you just want to (eat) a (cow)? Sometimes, you just want to grab your chicken and just (tickle it)? I had one of those day some time ago. See, I was just talking to (Toni Braxton) on the (soda can) when I got a knock on the door. It turned out too be a (out of work NHL player). I really wasn't in the mood to be bothered. I asked them what they wanted, when they said, "(WHne was the last time you checked the filters)". I looked at them and said, "(There's a pig in the bushes)". Well, you should have seen the lok on their face! They got really (ugly) and tried to grab me by my (left eyebrow). The Kid wasn't havin' that, though! I grabbed their (pinky toe), then I proceeded to put my (cable modem) in their (ash tray)! While I was doing that, (Craig) showed up and asked was everything ok. I said that I was trying to handle this. (Pandora) asked could they join in and I said, "heck yeah!" Soon, they pulled out a (egg beater) and began to (twist) the bad guy over the head! Then, (Ivan), (Babs) and (Randy) showed up and they began to (tickle) the guy! After twenty minutes of that, we got bored with the whole thing and had a nice, tall glass of (nails). You know, when you have bad days, it's good to know that you have friends who stick by you."

And there you have it. Now, in the words of Hedley LaMarr, "Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

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