Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Why Online Dating?

While I was listening to "An Evening With Kevin Smith", I started looking at the online dating services again, just to see if I'm doing the right thing. Truthfully, just because I'm a DJ doesn't mean I ge tthe girl. He mentioned how he met his wife, Jennifer, after she intervied him for USA TODAY. Afterwards, they traded email online for awhile before they actually went out. He's very happy now with his life and that's great. Which tells me...

If that tubby bastard can find a match, so can I.

It's come down to this: I know you guys don't want to hear this, but I'm tired of being single. "Blah, blah. He's gonna start whining again." I can do that here. It's my site. But for everyone who is single and haven't found the right person, don't you get tired of just sitting on the couch, watching a good movie, and looking over to say, "Wow, that was a funny scene", and there's nobody there for you to say that to? Yep, that's me.

That's why I put my profile online. The last time I did it, which was two years ago, it was a failure. I always wound up with women biggger than me, and about as handsome. That ain't good. After a few months of this, I just gave up on it and said, "Screw that. I'll take my chances outside." Fast forwards to now, where I'm still single. Either I'm too picky or I'm tired of getting rejected all the time.

You guys have known me for a bit now. You've read my stuff and most of you know my life, I think. I'm not that bad of a guy. Don't you think it's time I found somebody? Or, do you hope that I don't so I can pay attention to the site?

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