Tuesday, August 30, 2005

I'm Going To Hell For This Post

I went shopping today at what could be the Compton of grocery stores named Sav-a-Lot. Now, I don't know if you have a store like that near you, but I gotta say, they are the cheapest store in the world, and they like like it like that. I bought food there that would have cost me over forty bucks in a major chain store, including Wal-Mart, where at Sava-Lot I walked away with twenty five bucks worth of stuff. Why is that possible? Because everything is an off brand name. Where you have Hawiian Punch, you have Tiki Punch. Cheeze Whiz is Cheeze Magic. Beef is called Beaf. Chicken is called Cooter.

I did find one cool thing that I have to share with you that will probably send me to the principle's office after I' m done here, but it's worth it. I found an off brand soda pop while I was there that was so convincing, I had to pick up a bottle of it, just to say I have it.

Here's a Cream Chubby.

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