Monday, September 26, 2005

Wishin' and Hopin'

I figured that the only way to get back to a regular groove here is to have a celebrity do something stupid, that way I riff off that for awhile. If I can just bust on a celebrity gone dumb, all will be fine here.

I just got off the phone with fellow League of Savannah Blogger Ivan and we brainstormed on some ideas. It's too late to talk about Kate Moss, and really, who cares. I could talk about Ashton and Demi getting married Sunday, but face it, he's the luckiest bastard on Earth. Britney and her new baby, Goober, Jr.? When he was born, the doctor said he needed a sponge and Kevin Federline just rubbed up against him.

I'm getting there...See?

We came down to the decision that if we wished really hard that Tara Reid would have a massive breakdown in from of orphans. Or better... Lindsey Lohan would lose her top. In front of The Pope.

Yeah...It's all coming back to me now.

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