Thursday, October 27, 2005


Things I learned from watching "The Apprentice" tonight for the first time in months:

1: Carolyn is not Trump. She is Carolyn.
2: Bill isn't George, either.
3: All these new guys stink. Like Omerosa on ice.
4: Never, EVER do below 34 percent around Trump.
5, and this is important: Don't let Trump fire you and three other folks AT THE SAME TIME, while he's in a tux. On broadcast television. He comes off as ultra classy and you come of looking like the fool who'll always be remembered on morning chat shows as "one of the fantastic four that got Schmitt-canned at the same time".


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