Wow! I tell ya, it was quite a day here in Savannah for National Gorilla Suit Day. I got a Great Grape Ape costume I won on Ebay that used to be worn by some guy at an amusment park and wore it for the most part today, including dialysis. Which really wasn't a good idea, since the suit was kinda hot and I couldn't take off the head because I was hooked up. After four hours of having my blood filtered and sweating in the costume, I was loopy, okay? They kept asking me was I ok, but it all came out grunts. So, I get outside and started staggering aroung looking for my car in a gorilla suit, but I was so loopy, I couldn't see straight, so I started climbing on top of cars, you know? Then, I started beating my chest out of anger and yelling and that's when the police showed up.
Jail wasn't too bad and I took some photos with the kids of the cop that arrested me, where they just let me go. Thanks, Mark. Just can't wait for next year where I just wear it at home in peace.
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