Tuesday, January 31, 2006


I'm gonna go to dialysis today in my new gorilla suit and wear it proud. I wonder when they announce the Oscar nominees, will the presenters wear their suits as well? I bet they don't. You know how liberal Hollywood is. They'll get upset over National Gorilla Suit Day and send out Martin Sheen and Ed Asner in lemur suits to piss us folks in ape suits off and try to tell us we're wrong. Now, that's un-American. Plus, it ain't gorilla-like.

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