Monday, February 06, 2006

Sixty Facts About "24"

Yeah, you may know the facts about Chuck Norris, but what about the C.T.U.'s top agent, AJAck Bauer? Here's a few...

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jack Bauer.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f****** hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Yeah, but he ain't no McGyver. There's more here.

I swear, you could fill in yiur own name over Jack or Chuck on these. Try it and post it in the comments. For example...

No man has ever used the phrase, "Sam Johnson is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tel-

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