Friday, March 17, 2006

Love Gravy VS. The Thetans, Part Deux...

It looks as though the battle between The "South Park" guys and the Scientologists is far from over. Wedesday night, Coomedy Central was to run the episode that made Isaac Hayes quit (which you can see here), but instead ran the "Chef's Salty Covered Balls" instead, saying it was a tribute to all the years Hayes gave to the show. Of course, according to Zapt2It, "That hasn't stopped rumors from flying that (Tom) Cruise, who takes a satirical beating in the episode, had something to do with its disappearance.

Matt Parker and Trey Stone, the show's creators just released a statement to press just hours ago that read, and I quote and this is for real here...

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!! [Signed,] Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Oh, yeah...the first new "South Park" of 2006 should be a good one next Wednesday. I see a good fight comin' y'all.

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