Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Cupid's Shotgun

I friggin' came this close to posting this thing "Sleeping with The Enemy". This truly, truly blows. Major chunks.

Look, she really ain't that bad looking a woman at all, hair up or down. The problem is that SHE IS IN THE RUNNING FOR THE VICE FREAKIN' PRESIDENCY. Other than that, she's just another hockey mom that I would go out with. Maybe because she looks like Tina Fey to me and I have a huge thing for her, I don't know. But this is wrong. SO wrong. It just ain't fair is all. I know that Democrats have hot women on their side: Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry. But this lady is a freakin' G.I.L.F.! Why did you raise the roof on SNL?

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin. You would make me look, wouldn't you?


SwanShadow said...

But that voice, Sam. That fingernails-on-chalkboard, Marge Gunderson in Fargo voice. How would you be able to stand that?

Sam said...

I know! That is what's killing me! I mean, Ann Coulter is a freakin' goblin! Maybe it's the whole Van Halen-"Hot For Teacher" thing, I dunno. All I know is that if she were the next to last thing in the room and it's a toss between her and say, Phyllis from "The Office", Palin wins.

Damn, my bachelorhood.