Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Reader Mail

Country: Ivory Coast,
Location: West Africa.
Tel: +22504543369.

Good day,

We know it might be a surprise to you receiving a letter like this from people you do not know but we came to you in good faith. I am Solomon Johnson. I am 20years old while my younger sister Rita Johnson is 18years old.We are the only children of Mr. and  Mrs. David Johnson Our late father David Johnson , died and left us and our mother Mrs Rosemary Johnson who was later killed.  My late father Chief David Johnson

Within a year of my fathers death, my Mother Mrs.Rosemary,was killed by hired killers, after my mother was killed my fathers lawyer called I and my younger Sister to hand over my late fathers documents to us. after my fathers lawyer have handed over the documents to me, our uncles started demanding for the Documents of my late fathers wealth.I now called my fathers lawyer, he came and told my uncles that my father made a will that all his properties belongs to his children.

After my fathers lawyer have made that statement my uncles started fighting against us to an extend he went and arranged for hired killers to kill I and my younger sister.The first time they came to our home when I wasn't around,my younger sister Rita was shot and two of our security men was killed also before the police men came, they had escaped, that made us to park out of the compound we thought it will be over that way but it continue happening, that makes us to stop going to school.Because we are afraid let something not happen to us in school premises,That is the reason why we contacted you as an honest person so that you can help us in transferring my late fathers money into your bank account.

The said fund is ($10.500,000) Ten million five hundred thousand United State Dollars. US ,has been deposited into one of the banks in Abidjan Cote D Ivoire . I will be greatful if you  can tell me the percentage  that will be  suit for  you after transferring this  money in your accounts successfully and after  this transfer  you are going to send to us a letter of invitation  so that we can come over to your country and continue our education. Please do your best to help us and God will bless You.

Please, Consider this and get back to us as soon as possible by telephone +22504543369.

Thank you so much. My regards to your family.

My sincere regards,
Dear  Solomon & Rita,

Good Luck on that. Now look it up and suck it.

My regards to my cousins.

Sam "Kid Jello" Johnson

1 comment:

HouseT said...

I've heard versions of that pitch I don;t know how many times, and nevre have I heard it set up in such a way that, even if I believed it, I might be too afraid for my life to try and help the poor bastard.

Seriously, how many hired killer were in that story? Clearly, they could afford the airfare to fly to America and kill the unlikely fool that thought to help you come stateside. Think, you wily Africans, think!