Friday, December 12, 2008

He Must Be Coming Down With Something....

 
 Look! It's my new queen sized bed with a pillow top mattress! I put it together all by my self and it took less than an hour! And then when I got into it, it was really, really comfy and I didn't want to get out it never, ever ever! I took a picture of it so it looks like Martha Stewart made it up for me! It's AWESOME!!!
                                                                             

Then last night, Tina came by and  brought this to me! She said that  she saw it Michael's and I just had to have it because it made her think of "Santa Claus Is A Black Man"! I thought it kinda looked like Chef, so we christened him Chef Claus! Or is it Santa Chef? I don't know, BUT IT ROCKS!

...and now, I have a cold and feel cranky as Hell. I've had more stuff up my nose than Robin Williams at an '81 Belushi party just trying to get rid of it. Plus, I've got a karaoke gig tonight and all I wanna do is sleep. Man, that Zyrtec makes a dude a moody S.O.B., I'll tell you what.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm kinda partial to Chef Santa as a moniker...
Tina