Tuesday, December 23, 2008

It's a Festivus Miracle!

I have a few theories of how come my leg is better and one of them is that it was a Festivus Miracle as stated in the Book of Costanza, Chapter 16, Verse 37. "And Lo, after the Airing of Grievances and the Feets of Strength, a Miracle shall be brought upon them, once we finish the steaks and try to eat the year old fruit cake that yon old mother-in-law left thee two score and many months ago, where it took up much, way too much room in the freezer when we could have tossed it for the sake of the ice creme. But your mother always has to come first, doesn't she? It is but a lousy fruit cake, so yellith Frank Costanza, so yellith our father".

Or something like that, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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