Wednesday, January 28, 2009

OHHHHHHH YEAAAAH....1500.

This is what I look like right now, although I took this photo last night. It turns out that I have acid reflux. I also have a sore throat because of the acid burps I seem to be having. Good times, people. Good times...

So while I was stressing here at work because the computer wants to be A-hole, my stomach got grumpy and before you knew the burps began again. It hit me then that while I was talking to our IT guy that since classes started the acid reflux kicked in, but I didn't feel anything until I got to work. It never happens on campus, in the clinic, even karaoke. Last night, I felt like Hell on a spiked road with no shoes on from all the the crap. I have taken nearly every medicine known to mankind that stops a rumbly in the tummy and not one thing has put out the flame. Something has to be done about this.

Yep I'm super. Thanks for asking. Now somebody get me a milkshake so I can cool my stomach.

Something else I just realized a second ago. This is the 1500th post I've written since June 29, 2003. If I could celebrate this, I would have loads of food and drink, scantly clad dancers, live music from the Foo Fighters, comedy from Patton Oswald and a guest appearance by Don Rickles.The cool thing is that all of you would be invited. But my gut hurts, so I'm going home. Don't frickin' trash the place and make sure Rickles gets home okay.

1 comment:

Ivan G Shreve Jr said...

Wow, this is freaky-deaky. It's a picture of Sam taking a picture of Sam taking a picture of Sam taking a picture of Sam ad infinitum.

Either that or it's Al Roker, cranky about not getting any garlic biscuits at Red Lobster.

(Just kiddin', amigo...)