Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Let's Play Sam Libs!


Here's all you need to do: fill in Cristian Bale's transcribed rant at a lighting director for Terminator: Salvation (courtesy of The Telegraph)with vowels, nouns and other funny words or sounds! Good Luck!

Christian Bale: Am I going to walk around and rip your Noun lights down,

in the middle of a scene? Then why the Animal are you walking right

through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the Verb is it with

you? What don't you Adverb understand? You got any Celebrity Name

idea about, hey, it's Relative/Kid Curse word distracting having somebody

walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the Body Function scene? Give me a

Animal/Color answer! What don't you get about it?

Shane Hurlbut: I was looking at the light.

Bale: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was Eighties'Hair

Metal Band
good, because it's useless now, isn't it?

Hurlbut: OK.

Bale: Noun/color sake man, you're amateur. McG, you got Noun/fruit

something to say to this Body Part?

Director Joseph 'McG' McGinty Nichol: I didn't see it happen.

Bale: Well, somebody should be Pronoun watching and keeping an eye on him.

McG: Fair enough.

Bale: It's the second time that he doesn't give a 70’s TV Show about what is

going on in front of the camera, all right? I'm trying to pronoun”ing” do a

scene here, and I am going "Why the Singer You Hate is Shane walking in

there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if

you're doing that?

Hurlbut: I absolutely apologise. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.

Bale: Stay off theJewish term set man. For TV Show sake. Alright,

let's go again.

McG: Let's just take a minute.

Bale: Let's not take a Ice Cream Flavor minute, let's go again.

Bale: I'm going to Animal/ Fighting Move kick your Verb ass if you

don't shut up for a second! All right?

Unknown voices: Christian, Christian. It's cool.

Bale: I'm going to go... Do you want me to Dance Move go trash your lights?

Do you want me to Football Team trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my

scene?

Hurlbut: I'm not trying to trash your scene.

Bale: You are trashing my scene!

Hurlbut: Christian, I was only...

Bale: You do it one more Really Obscure Word time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm Food You Hate serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't Old West Word cut it when you're
Pronoun”ing” around like this on set.

How the animal did you do?

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