Sunday, January 11, 2004

Hail, Caul-lee-phon-eeya

I got this in the mail today from my freind Janice. Not my ex-wife. She wants nothing to do with me. Nontheless, You know your from California when:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation

in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is

named Breeze.

5.. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,

and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US

13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You

don't even notice.

14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball

cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who

delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:

"STORM WATCH 2003."

19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks

himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.

20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy

with their cells or pagers.

21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour

early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

24. The Terminator is your new governor.

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