Friday, October 13, 2006

Dancin' Near The Exit

The Republicans have been feelin' it now for a month, what with Mark Foley turning page after page, George Allen realizing that he missed his bar mitzah and just everything else that has to do with politics at this point. Now, Sara Evans, the Dancing With The Stars contestant/d-lister and person that isn't Jerry Springer that had support thanks to Tom DeLay sending out letters to fellow Republicans to vote for her to win quit the show today due to her divorcing her husband and to "to give her family full attention at this difficult time."

Now here's where the rub comes in...

Said husband committed adultery, was verbally and emotionally abusive, drank excessively and frequently watched pornography in their home according to the AP. (Craig) "Schelske, 43, who is currently unemployed, ran for Congress as a Republican from Oregon's 5th District in 2002. In the filing in state court in Franklin, a Nashville suburb where the couple has a home, Evans alleges that Schelske watched pornography on the couples' computers and has at least 100 nude photographs of himself in a state of arousal. "

Damn you, Bill Clinton. Leave the Republicans alone!

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